Laughing at the World

This twat is Baldwin I de Bouillon (Bouilogne), the first king of Jerusalem in the first Crusade, and lesser-known “first king of the dicks”. His men conquered Antioch, slaughtered every man, woman, and child they could get their hands on, then ate a few of em, cuz why not? Then they went to Jerusalem, where he and his (kind, noble) brother Godfrey did kind of the same thing, but without the cannibalism. Supposedly, the city was uninhabitable for 3 months because of the anke-deep blood in the streets, and mounds of fresh rotting corpses everywhere. Anyway, his bro wouldn’t be crowned king because it would be usurping God’s Holy Land, yadda yadda, so when Godfrey died, Baldwin snatched that shit right up and started shitting all over Islam because he was a dick.